he shaved USA in his pubs
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I won't apologize to a one balled man
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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