you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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