check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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