Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Randomize
