You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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