she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
we're making bets on your personal life
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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