We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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