i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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