whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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