Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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