I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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