nut hugger
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He has the fingertips of a God
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