are you still at the devil's house?
we have officially lost it.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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