Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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