Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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