The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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