Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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