clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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