I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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