we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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