At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
