HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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