This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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