The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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