They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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