this beer tastes like vomit already
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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