nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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