i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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