let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
And then he peed in my hair
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