paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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