he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
