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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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