Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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