so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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