I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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