Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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