That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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