Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
