R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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