Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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