question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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