I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
