My room smells like vodka and shame
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
