i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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