I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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