I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
time to smoke my breakfast
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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