does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i believe in u and ur pee
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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