If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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