one two three fourrrrnication!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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