He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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