im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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