Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Randomize
