Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you didnt know i had herpes?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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